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Naughty Quotes

• My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -Emo Philips
• To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. -Cary Grant
• The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. - Gloria Leonard

• A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. -Redd Foxx
• When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein
• I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.-Mariella Frostrup
• A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials. -Ronald Knox

• It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. -Tallulah Bankhead
• I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. -Garry Shandling
• A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -Chauncey Mitchell Depew
• It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. -Alexandre Dumas
• The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. -Margaret Smith
• Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.

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• Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
• Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it. -Roald Dahl
• There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -Woody Allen

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