Naughty GPKers and Friends

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How to Get to
Heaven from Ireland‏

A teacher was testing children in her Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
She asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'No!'
By now the teacher was starting to smile.
'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, they all answered 'No!'.
She was just bursting with pride for them and continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'
A six year-old boy shouted out " YUV GOTTA BE FuKiNg DEAD.........."

Thanks RW!

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