Naughty GPKers and Friends

The Notty Nude Sunbather

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private part.
A woman walks past and says snickering, "if you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself!"


Thanks LA!