Naughty GPKers and Friends

Body Found in
Toronto's Don River

"Curling on the Don"

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Toronto Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Don River just west of the Bloor Street Bridge .
The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and a Maple Leafs hockey jersey.
The police removed the Leafs hockey jersey to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

Thanks RB!