Naughty GPKers and Friends

First Scuba Lesson
in Newfoundland

On holidays on The Rock, an American tourist asks a Newfie, "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
For the longest while the Newfie stares at the Yank incredulously and finally says, "You stunn bye! If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fuckin' boat!"

Thanks DH!