Sporting
Tips
Ten Rules
Tips
Ten Rules
Rule Number 1
Wear Sports Clothing!
Even when flying!
Scruffer, "Look at the poor girl on the right! That must be worse than a mammogram!"
Rule Number 2
Choose sports clothing
of the right size!
of the right size!
Rule Number 3
Make sure everything
is properly stowed!
is properly stowed!
Rule Number 4
Show your team mates
how much you like them!
how much you like them!
Rule Number 5
But not too much!!!!!
An exception:
Formula 1
And football!
Rule Number 6
Do not stand around
admiring newly discovered
muscles or limbs of the body
Rule Number 7
Do not drink too much
before Sport!
Rule Number 8
Only use the normal techniques
for your particular type of sport
Rule Number 9
Use sports equipment in the
manner they were intended!
Rule Number 10
Doing sport keeps you fit!
Otherwise...
Thanks AJ!
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