Naughty GPKers and Friends

Toronto Police
DO Care‏

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Toronto Police Department reports finding a man's body in a local river just west of the Don Valley Parkway.

The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.

He was wearing black fish-net stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and a Leafs hockey jersey. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his rectum.

The police removed the Leafs hockey jersey--- to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

Police do care!

Thanks Ken!