Naughty GPKers and Friends

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The Biker's Club

A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join the local biker's club.

One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big hairy bearded biker with tatoos all over his arms answers.

She proclaims, " I want to join your club."

The guy was amused, but explains that she needs to meet certian biker criteria in order to join the club. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there," and pointed to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?"

The little Old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish...beer mostly, whiskey when I'm shooting pool. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table."

The biker is surprised but then asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little Old lady replies,"Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 2 packs of cigerettes and three joints a day, and cigars when I'm drinking wiskey and shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz...?"

The Little Old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times......"

Thanks KC!
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